Dad jokes incoming. The funniest Father’s Day one-liners for kids

Father’s Day jokes and puns to give Dad a giggle on his special day. Great for hand-made cards and social media captions!

Not all dads are created equal, but if there’s one thing that links them, it’s the love of a cheesy joke!

Whether you have a sports loving dad, a creative dad or a dad who loves nothing more than tending the barbecue, they’ll love any addition to their ridiculous joke repertoire!

The puns in the gallery below work perfectly for hand-made cards, social media captions and notes slipped onto a tray with breakfast in bed! However you share them you can’t go wrong with a bit of punny-funny to get Dad smiling on Father’s Day.

Best Father’s Day jokes and puns for cards with hand drawn pictures

“It may sound cheesy, but Dad, you’re the grate-est.”

“Dad to the bone.”

“Happy Father’s Day – don’t worry, be hoppy.”

“I wish you a fan-stache-tic Father’s Day.”

“Happy Farter’s Day!”

“I’m not lion – you’re the best.”

“I’m a lucky duck that you’re my dad.”

“I wanted to give you a comb for Father’s Day, but we could never part.”

“I hope you have a beer-y happy Father’s Day.”

Best Father’s Day puns for cards to give at breakfast

“Thanks for everything, Dad. You’re cereal-ously the best.”

“Dad, thank you for always bacon me happy.”

“Everything I brew, I brew it for you, Dad.”

“We love you a latte, Dad! We cannot even espresso how much.”

Best Father’s Day puns for cards to give to dads who love fishing

“You’re oh-fish-ally the greatest dad ever.”

“Happy Father’s Day to a reel awesome dad.”

Best Father’s Day puns for cards to give to dads who love golf

“May the [golf] course be with you.”

“You’re tee-rific, Dad!”

“Happy Father’s Day – let’s par-tee.”

“Wood you believe how much I love you?”

“Q: Why do dads who golf always take an extra pair of socks? / A: In case they get a hole in one!”