Are these the worst baby names, like ever?

Baby Names 12 May 25 By

The most talked-about (and often controversial) baby names in recent years – including some eyebrow-raising picks from Australia and beyond.

It’s one of the first big calls you make as a parent – and the pressure to get it right (for both you and your child) can feel intense.

At the same time, it’s surprisingly easy to overthink. You need a name that feels right to you, works well with your partner’s preferences, and ideally won’t raise eyebrows at daycare or down the track in a job interview. On top of that, there are the absolute no-gos – the names you’d never dream of using.

Of course, naming is deeply personal. But even so, some choices have stirred controversy for all the wrong reasons – whether due to cultural insensitivity, unfortunate meanings, or the potential for lifelong teasing.

With that in mind, here’s a look at some of the most talked-about and problematic baby names in recent years, including eyebrow-raising picks from Australia and beyond.

The worst baby names – and why some are banned

Names rejected by authorities

Australia’s banned baby name list

Australia has a list of baby names you’re not allowed to use — all to protect kids from names that could cause harm or embarrassment. Banned under the Births, Deaths and Marriages Registration Act 1996, these include:

  • Royal and official titles: King, Queen, Prince, Princess, Duke, Lord, Sir
  • Religious and mythical figures: God, Jesus Christ, Dalai Lama
  • Controversial or offensive terms: Adolf Hitler, Scrotum, Nazi, Dickhead
  • Brand and product names: Facebook, Ikea, Nutella
  • Others: Ranga, Robocop, Panties, Thong

These restrictions aim to prevent names that are offensive, too long, include symbols, or are contrary to public interest.

New Zealand’s naming restrictions

New Zealand’s pretty strict when it comes to baby names too. In 2024, the Department of Internal Affairs said nope to 71 name suggestions – including:

  • Royal Titles: King, Prince, Princess, Queen
  • Religious References: Messiah, Saint, Allah
  • Others: Sativa, Rogue, JP

They were turned down for all sorts of reasons – some were offensive, some tried to use official titles without a good reason, and others threw in random symbols or numbers.

Red haired baby pulling a funny face while sitting up against a navy blue wooden blanket.
Was there someone who put you off a name for life? (Image: Getty Images).

Unusual and humorous names

While creativity in naming is celebrated, some choices have raised eyebrows:

  • X Æ A-12: The name of Elon Musk and Grimes’ child, combining letters and symbols.
  • Abcde: Pronounced “Ab-sid-ee,” this name has been met with confusion and criticism.
  • Anita Bath, Al Beback, Ima Hogg: Names that sound like phrases or puns can lead to unintended laughs.

Such names, while unique, may subject children to teasing or mispronunciation.

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Choosing a name that you’ll love forever isn’t easy! (Image: Getty)

Names with problematic associations

Weapon-inspired names

In the US, a concerning trend has emerged: babies being named after weapons. Names like Wesson, Caliber, Shooter, and Trigger have all been officially registered in recent years.

Experts warn that these names may unintentionally glamorise violence or carry troubling associations as children grow up. While parents may be drawn to their boldness or uniqueness, these choices can raise questions about the message they send – and how they might be perceived later in life.

Names with negative connotations

Certain names carry historical or cultural baggage:

  • Lucifer: Associated with the devil in Christian theology, leading to its rejection in countries like Germany.
  • Adolf: Due to its association with Adolf Hitler, this name is avoided in many cultures.

Choosing such names can lead to social stigma or legal challenges.

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There’s clearly a lot of pressure on baby-naming parents. (Image: Getty)

Names dropping in popularity

Not all baby names stand the test of time. As trends shift, some long-time favourites are losing their shine.

Michael, once one of the most popular boys’ names of the century, has dropped 32 places—falling out of the top 100 for the first time in decades.

Charles slipped from number 99 to 121, while girls’ names like Thea and Quinn fell 93 and 20 spots, respectively.

According to McCrindle’s 2025 Australian Baby Names report, the decline in classic names reflects a move toward shorter, more modern-sounding options.

Like fashion, baby name trends mirror the times – shaped by celebrities, pop culture, and changing social values. What’s in one year can feel out-of-date the next.

Top 10 Australian baby names for boys

1. Oliver

2. Noah

3. Theodore

4. Henry

5. Luca

6. Leo

7. Hudson

8. Charlie

9. Jack

10. William

Top 10 Australian baby names for girls

1. Charlotte

2. Amelia

3. Isla

4. Olivia

5. Mia

6. Hazel

7. Harper

8. Matilda

9. Sophie

10. Gracce

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