Oh, pregnancy: a time in a woman’s life when your body changes as swiftly as the speed it takes for you to reach for your phone and google what said change actually means.

So, naturally, when talking about being pregnant, it’s fair to say that we’ve all had a few (read: a lot of) questions about what to expect when we’re expecting.

Fortunately for those of us who are currently pregnant, one (hilarious) obstetrician has made it her mission to answer those questions for you – and trust us, she leaves no stone unturned.

These are our personal favourites:

Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?

Yes, pregnancy.

My wife is five months’ pregnancy and so moody that sometimes she’s borderline irrational…

So, what’s your question?

My childbirth instructor says it’s not pain I’ll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?

Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Although, if you do have any questions that require real medical advice, book an appointment with your obstetrician to learn more. If not, for now, read the hilarious list below…